Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Was Gandhi insane as a toddler?

Did Franklin Roosevelt chuck most of his food on the floor at every meal?  Did Gloria Steinem throw giant tantrums because the only book that she wanted among her hundreds was the one her brother was currently reading?  Did Steve Jobs spend hours jumping from the coffee table to the couch and back again?  Did Golda Meir drink milk enthusiastically from a bottle, but let the same milk dribble out of her mouth all over her shirt if it came from a sippy cup?  Did Nelson Mandela refuse to have his diaper changed by flailing about like a crazy person spreading his poop all over everything in the process?  Did Margaret Thatcher force herself to be dragged kicking and screaming from the playground after every single visit while other children and their caretakers looked on with horror?  Did Winston Churchill stand up in the bathtub and throw himself backwards to make as big of a splash as possible, cackling maniacally all the while?

I certainly hope so.

1 comment:

  1. I am sure they did. At least I hope so ;)
    So...how are you feeling about that old comment "It gets easier..."